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Salting the Green Kool-Aid: A Skeptic’s Take on the Pascal Launch

Salting the Green Kool-Aid: A Skeptic’s Take …

Review May 16, 2016

The internet based tech media has been abuzz with news from nVidia’s Pascal launch event. Youtube...

Psychedelia Meets Atmospheric Horror in Memory of a Broken Dimension

Psychedelia Meets Atmospheric Horror in Memor…

Review May 11, 2016

I’m a fan of all things horror and have been since I was a little kid...

Reassembly is the most in-depth 2D dogfighter you’ve never played

Reassembly is the most in-depth 2D dogfighter…

Review May 19, 2016

When we have excellent games like Elite: Dangerous and Star Citizen at our disposal, and No...

Wrap-Up of TSG #3 Qualifying Tournament held 05/01 at Blacklist Sesh

Wrap-Up of TSG #3 Qualifying Tournament held …

News May 1, 2016

Our third qualifying tournament of The 2016 Stoned Gamer Season was held at an event called...

The hilarious irony of Playboy accusing us of objectifying women

The hilarious irony of Playboy accusing us of…

Opinions May 16, 2016

It's impossible to make a long story short while under the influence of cannabis -- it...

Wrap-Up of TSG #4 Qualifying Tournament held 05/07 at Compassesh

Wrap-Up of TSG #4 Qualifying Tournament held …

Features May 6, 2016

Our fourth qualifying tournament of The 2016 Stoned Gamer Season wrapped up at Compassesh this past...

Elder Scrolls Online reminds me of the time I thought I died on salvia

Elder Scrolls Online reminds me of the t…

Opinions June 24, 2015

The 'Just Say No' campaign of the early 90s collapsed when Bethesda hit the gaming scene...

This game based off the real-life Dyatlov Pass incident looks terrifying

This game based off the real-life Dyatlo…

Preview May 27, 2015

This is a topical story considering that tomorrow, a 9.8 earthquake is predicted to hit California...

Italian artist makes beautifully minimalistic box covers for old Nintendo games

Italian artist makes beautifully minimal…

News April 21, 2015

In 7th grade I caught my art teacher smoking weed in an open field behind the...

Underground LA Sonic the Hedgehog parties are exactly what you think they are

Underground LA Sonic the Hedgehog partie…

Opinions February 16, 2015

A few months ago I dived into the wonderful world of 'vore,' an art fetish that...

Rupert Sheldrake explains why morphic resonance can coexist with procedurally generated games

Rupert Sheldrake explains why morphic re…

Interviews February 15, 2015

Getting an interview with Dr. Rupert Sheldrake can now be crossed off The Stoned Gamer's bucket...

Exploring the vore fetish of game characters swallowing each other whole

Exploring the vore fetish of game charac…

Features October 25, 2014

Sonic eating Tails. Tails eating Sonic. Peach consuming Mario whole and storing him in her belly...

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Star Citizen is Just Everything Wrong with PC Gaming

Star Citizen is Just Everything Wrong with PC Gaming

The part of me that excitedly bought my way into the Star Citizen universe is still there, but after what feels like years of nothing, I fear that the love affair has turned ugly. There have been public releases for...

May 23, 2016 Dave Walsh

SIGN UP for the TSG #5 Qualifying Tournament held 05/22 at Local Sesh

SIGN UP for the TSG #5 Qualifying Tournament held 05/22 at Local Sesh

It's May 20th, exactly a month from the time when you and your friends (and that random guy crashes on the sofa) smoked enough weed to fumigate a small orbiting moon. 4/20 has always been the world's only time in...

May 20, 2016 Zeus Tipado

Driving While High Led Me To OPUS

Driving While High Led Me To OPUS

OPUS: The Day We Found Earth is Sour Diesel in my system. Sour Diesel in my system is just like playing OPUS. It was destiny that I ran into OPUS the morning after I drove through the streets of San...

May 19, 2016 Fabian Funez

Reassembly is the most in-depth 2D dogfighter you’ve never played

Reassembly is the most in-depth 2D dogfighter you’ve never played

When we have excellent games like Elite: Dangerous and Star Citizen at our disposal, and No Man’s Sky on the horizon, it’s easy to let less ambitious space combat and exploration titles fall by the wayside as we strap on...

May 19, 2016 Tyson O'Ham

420 Character Reviews: Mystery Castle (7.2)

420 Character Reviews: Mystery Castle (7.2)

Hey it’s a straight-forward game but this one is funny when you’re high. You’re a dude who’s helping a miniature stereotype of a viking collect keys and diamonds. Those keys will be used to open doors to rooms with diamonds...

May 17, 2016 Fabian Funez

No Man's Sky will be your first infinite* universe

No Man's Sky will be your first infinite* universe

This game holds the distinction of being the first independently developed game to be Sony’s centrepiece reveal at the Electronic Entertainment Expo. Back in 2014, the announcement of this game slipped my attention. However, the first time I heard about...

May 17, 2016 Caleb Chen

Salting the Green Kool-Aid: A Skeptic’s Take on the Pascal Launch

Salting the Green Kool-Aid: A Skeptic’s Take on the Pascal Launch

The internet based tech media has been abuzz with news from nVidia’s Pascal launch event. Youtube “influencers” and other elements in entertainment media were invited to a ranch in Texas, where they were given early access to the GTX 1080...

May 16, 2016 Tyson O'Ham

The hilarious irony of Playboy accusing us of objectifying women

The hilarious irony of Playboy accusing us of objectifying women

It's impossible to make a long story short while under the influence of cannabis -- it generally leans to making a short story long. However for the sake of your Monday morning, I'll do my best in as little words...

May 16, 2016 Zeus Tipado

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