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Ideas can come from anywhere, so why not send them all to us to use on We'll treat them like our first born and keep them on a steady diet of processed baby foods. When it's old enough to pay rent, your ideas will be kicked out of the house and the locks will be changed.

If you have any story ideas, we would love to hear them. If they're swell, then we'll more than likely invite you to be a guest contributor on On the chance that you continue to produce quality work, then we'll just hire you -- and you can quit your job and live on our peasant wages. We pay in rations of bread.

Need some inspiration? Well here's a video of a cat playing a keyboard. This should help.

See, I told you it would work. When the sun dies and the planet eventually withers away, the only thing left in this universe will be that YouTube video.

Now send us something! We're waiting!