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Monday, 27 July 2015 00:00

BREAKING: The World's FIRST Stoned Gaming Tournament will be held October 3-4 at the XO Gold Cup

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In lieu of ESL's announcement that they will be drug testing competitors due to players admitting they were hopped up on Adderall in a recent Counterstrike tournament, The Stoned Gamer is announcing the world's first stoned gaming tournament going down October 3-4 at the XO Gold Cup in San Bernadino, California! It's finally happening!

Many of you claim to be the greatest gamer amongst your peers, while some of your friends undoubtedly claim they consume inhuman amounts of marijuana on a daily basis. At The Stoned Gamer, we're not interested in the greatest gamer -- nor are we intrigued by how much cannabis you smoke. We're actively trying to find the greatest stoned gamer in the world, and we will crown a champion on October 3-4th at the XO Gold Cup, hosted by Caviar Gold. The XO Gold Cup is going to be a cannabis cup like no other. Literally, imagine a giant life-sized Candy Land board -- but there are cannabis products everywhere, and everyone wants to give you some for free.

The Stoned Gamer is assembling a two-day tournament in which we will put our fans and stoned gamers across the country through a digital gauntlet of gaming. Before each match, players will have to medicate with Caviar Gold, the world's strongest medication, and then fiercely go head-to-head in a bracketed tournament.

More information will be released in the coming days, including what game(s) will be played, official tournament rules, and partners that we will be working with at the world's first stoned gaming tournament. We encourage everyone to buy your XO Gold Cup tickets immediately before they go up in price (because they will go up in price in a few days -- we're not supposed to tell anyone).

As far as prizes, we're getting serious, folks. Check out just one of the prizes that will be given away at The Stoned Gamer's 2015 Stoned Gaming Tournament. Yes, that's a $1,500 24k gold-plated custom The Stoned Gamer grinder crafted by our buds at Phoenician Engineering.

Get your tickets to the XO Gold Cup today!

ZeusT

Zeus is represented by Galactus in his avatar image because he has an immature obsession with Marvel when they went all sci-fi back in the mid 80s. I'm the creator of The Stoned Gamer, MiddleEasy, and Nickelodeon's The Adventures of Pete and Pete. Just kidding about the Nickelodeon stuff, but that would be really cool. I also produced nutty things for MERRY JANE, and a former writer for High Times Magazine.

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