In a perfect universe, 2013 Miss Norway would be the President of the United States, vegan marijuana edibles would be subsidized by the government, the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles would have never been made, Hypercolor shirts would be required for every street gang, and all game developers would realize that fast-twitch arcade gameplay on a mobile device is just entirely too neurotic for the average stoned gamer.

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