Monday, 16 November 2015 00:00

The Stoned Gamer Tournament II will be held at Blazers Cup on December 12-13th!

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Just over a month after our very first Stoned Gamer Tournament at the XO Gold Cup, we're already announcing our second tournament and it will be held on December 12-13th inside the NOS Events Center at this year's Blazers Cup!

If you missed The World's First Stoned Gamer Tournament, check out the recap here. It's filled with stuff you've never seen before, because literally nothing it has been done in human history. We're like stoned pioneers that have a strong affection for playing videogames until the sun comes up -- surronded around a mountain of disposed Hot Pockets and 5-Hour Energy Drink bottles.

This time we're teaming up once again with our partners at Flytlab, The Official Vaporizer of The Stoned Gamer Tournament. Accept no other substitutes, people.  Seriously, the rest aren't worth your hard earned dollars. Besides, Flytlab is the only vaporizer that we feel comfortable endorsing. We will also have some new official sponsors this time around -- and if you're interested in being one of them, justThis email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it..

Now that we've broken down the science of throwing a live stoned gamer tournament, the production for our second tournament will be astronomically grander than last time. We're talking about giant 20ft LED screens backlighting all competitors, along with an array of prizes that will make Santa Claus shun in his icy prison of cake and donuts -- and whatever Santa Claus eats at night.

For The Stoned Gamer Tournament II, we've laid out a gauntlet of games for you. To those brave enough to participate, check out the line-up on Day 1.

That's right, each round will consist of a different Capcom fighting game. The Final Four and Championship games will be announce on December 1st 2015. Each participant in the 64-person tournament gets a prize. As players advance, they will be awarded new prizes that increase in value, which will ultimately lead up to our grand prize package for the champion that will be announced closer to the tournament.

So if we're doing Capcom on the first day, what in the world are we going to do on the second day? Well, it's easy -- an all Mortal Kombat tournament.

Once again, the games played for the Final Four and the Championship game will be announced on December 1st 2015. All games will be played on our custom The Stoned Gamer Championship Arcades crafted by the geniuses at Custom Gaming Creation. Sign-ups will start on December 2nd right here on The Stoned Gamer. Come back, stoned gamers -- more info will be released soon. The only way to participate in The Stoned Gamer Tournament is to get your tickets to Blazers Cup.

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Zeus is represented by Galactus in his avatar image because he has an immature obsession with Marvel when they went all sci-fi back in the mid 80s. I'm the creator of The Stoned Gamer, MiddleEasy, and Nickelodeon's The Adventures of Pete and Pete. Just kidding about the Nickelodeon stuff, but that would be really cool. I also produced nutty things for MERRY JANE, and a former writer for High Times Magazine.

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