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Moving into deep territory in Group D we have the 14th Stoned Gamer Qualifying Tournament of the 2017 Season, and it was held at the one and only 420 Nurses HQ.

The previous BOSS BATTLE that went down at Jurupa Valley, California was absolutely intense and records were broken when ISupply420 went undefeated with an insane record of 50-0. Now we have arrived at our second BOSS BATTLE of the season, this time against the 2016 Stoned Gamer Grand Champion, the one and only Zzyzx.

You knew it was coming, Stoned Gamers. Right on time with all expectations from last year, we are proud to present to you the return of the BOSS BATTLE.

Stoned Gamers across the planet, we are officially deep into Group C of the 207 Stoned Gamer Tournament. If you haven't qualified, now is the time to do so. The Tournament has already assembled a collection of very strong champions, and the list gets tougher every qualifier. This time we took the show to San Diego for the first time this season in partnership with Skate n Bake 2.

Tuesday, 03 October 2017 18:20

Introducing the ALL NEW Stoned Gamer Arena

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Sign-up to learn more about the Stoned Gamer Arena, Los Angeles' first dedicated eSports arena fueled by cannabis. Coming to your world April 2018.

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Thursday, 14 September 2017 15:51

Results of the TENTH Stoned Gamer Qualifying Tournament on 9/17

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Two Stoned Gamer Tournaments in two days, a feat that is treachous for the Stoned Gamer production crew. However we always embrace the challenge, and in the 10th Stoned Gamer Qualifier, we wrapped up our epic Tournament Double-Header.

Thursday, 14 September 2017 15:31

Results of the NINTH Stoned Gamer Qualifying Tournament on 9/16

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Last Stoned Gamer Tournament we opened up the season with a tremendous double-header held at Xtravaganja in San Diego and next at the High Times Cannabis Cup in San Bernardino. This season, we wanted to pull another double-header, this time at the two-day Dabathon cup in San Bernardino.

Wednesday, 06 September 2017 21:55

Results of the EIGHTH Stoned Gamer Qualifying Tournament on 9/10

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The final Stoned Gamer Qualifying Tournament for Group B qualifications for the 2017 Season. It sounds like a mouthful -- and it probably is. Sometimes we like to dish out a lot of information in brief but grammatically correct sentences. We may be stoners, but we understand that communication is key to the homo-sapien species. Terence McKenna always insited the greatest form of communication is through holographic objects so you can actually see what a person means. We're nearing on that day, but in the meantime we have to use these things called words to convey thought. Bummer.

Our big Fight Week Smokeout was held in Las Vegas on August 25th, the day before what the world was calling the biggest boxing match in history. For those reading this months, years -- even decades later; I apologize. Quite frankly, I apologize for my generation for even assembling this nonsense together, along with American culture for even putting a value on any of this. Our country is pretty sick right now, it's widely aparrent and equally reflected in our political system. To compound that, our Earth is revolting against us with record-breaking natural disasters. We all may be living through one really weird apocalypse and not even know it. If this is the end, just know that Stoned Gamer attempted to change the face of humanity with cannabis and gaming, and at the Fight Week Smokeout held in Las Vegas, we did just that.

The summer is almost over, and we are deep in Group B of the 2017 Stoned Gamer Tournament Season. Many have entered, few have become champions. The Stoned Gamer Tournament has arrived on the streets of Hollywood Blvd. in Hollywood, California for the site of the sixth Stoned Gamer Qualifier.

We have been resting in the summer heat, stoned gamers. It's been quite the month-long vacation. However the 2017 Stoned Gamer Tournament Season kicked off with a new tournament held on July 27th in Highland Park, CA.

All of those late-night arduous battles in front of the monitor and inappropriately large dabs can dehydrate any Stoned Gamers. Don't worry, we know -- we've all been there before. That's why we are proud to announce that Molly Water is the Official Hydration of the Stoned Gamer Tournament.

Thursday, 20 July 2017 16:42

The 2017 Group A Brackets (Complete and Seeded)

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The first quarter (Group A) of the 2017 Stoned Gamer Tournament has officially wrapped up and we are honored to have these four prominent champions qualify for the 2017 Stoned Gamer Grand Finale held on December 9th in Los Angeles.

Look, you guys -- we know three comes before four. That's like standard knowledge for all Earthlings -- or at least it should be. The sequence of numbers is something we can rely on as a species, however in this very brief and rare scenario, four comes before three. You read that right. 1,2,4,3. When it's written out like that, it doesn't seem that bad. In fact it looks pretty normal. However rest assured that in any other circumstance, those sequence of numbers are incorrect. When it comes to the Fourth Stoned Gamer Tournament going down June 14th and the Third Stoned Gamer Tournament occuring June 24th -- it happens. Blame it on E3, blame it on the boring redundancy of the time/space continuum -- four comes before three, and the world must deal with it.

You have not been deceived, Stoned Gamers. Well maybe you have, but none of this was our intention. We understand that in all historic number sequences, three comes before four. It's been like that since we were kids -- probably since your parents were kids too. However in 2017, the Fourth Stoned Gamer Tournament has arrived before the Third Stoned Gamer Tournament. It's a mathematical anomaly that only happens once in every 10,000 years -- and it just so happens that four comes before three this year, specifically for the Stoned Gamer Tournament.

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