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All of those late-night arduous battles in front of the monitor and inappropriately large dabs can dehydrate any Stoned Gamers. Don't worry, we know -- we've all been there before. That's why we are proud to announce that Molly Water is the Official Hydration of the Stoned Gamer Tournament.

Thursday, 20 July 2017 16:42

The 2017 Group A Brackets (Complete and Seeded)

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The first quarter (Group A) of the 2017 Stoned Gamer Tournament has officially wrapped up and we are honored to have these four prominent champions qualify for the 2017 Stoned Gamer Grand Finale held on December 9th in Los Angeles.

Look, you guys -- we know three comes before four. That's like standard knowledge for all Earthlings -- or at least it should be. The sequence of numbers is something we can rely on as a species, however in this very brief and rare scenario, four comes before three. You read that right. 1,2,4,3. When it's written out like that, it doesn't seem that bad. In fact it looks pretty normal. However rest assured that in any other circumstance, those sequence of numbers are incorrect. When it comes to the Fourth Stoned Gamer Tournament going down June 14th and the Third Stoned Gamer Tournament occuring June 24th -- it happens. Blame it on E3, blame it on the boring redundancy of the time/space continuum -- four comes before three, and the world must deal with it.

You have not been deceived, Stoned Gamers. Well maybe you have, but none of this was our intention. We understand that in all historic number sequences, three comes before four. It's been like that since we were kids -- probably since your parents were kids too. However in 2017, the Fourth Stoned Gamer Tournament has arrived before the Third Stoned Gamer Tournament. It's a mathematical anomaly that only happens once in every 10,000 years -- and it just so happens that four comes before three this year, specifically for the Stoned Gamer Tournament.

After a smashing start to the season at the end of April, the second Stoned Gamer Qualifier of the season went down May 27th at quite literally the home of 90s hip-hop, Delicious Vinyl.

Saturday, 06 May 2017 19:01

2017 Stoned Gamer Tournament - Team Updates

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On April 20th the 2017 Stoned Gamer Tournament Season started with a bang in San Bernardino, CA and 32 players competed in some of the greatest Street Fighter 2: Championship Edition action anyone at Stoned Gamer has ever seen. You can check out the full recap of the first Stoned Gamer Qualifying Tournament here.

The 2017 Stoned Gamer Tournament, the only uniting force in the universe. A force greater than the goo used to hold neutrinos together -- stronger than week electron force that comprises the four fundamental forces of nature

Tuesday, 21 March 2017 19:52

The Life and (Near) Death of Real Deal Neal

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“Are you in a lot of pain?”

Neal Kennedy looked up at his father and signaled agonizingly to him the only way he could. Two blinks for yes. Guillain-Barre syndrome had ravaged Neal’s nervous system – all he could do was blink his left eye to communicate with the rest of the world. The syndrome’s unpredictability offered no guarantee that he’d ever be able to get out of his hospital bed again. Neal was only 17.

When it comes to rare relics of the Stoned Gamer Tournament, it doesn't get any rarer than these two exclusive event t-shirts. The greatest part about the rarity of these collectible shirts: they will never be made again. People of Earth, this is your FINAL chance to own one (or both) of these collector's edition shirts!

Tuesday, 31 January 2017 02:57

The Stoned Gamer Practice Sesh at the Cannabis Art Show

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The Stoned Gamer Practice Sesh was a collaborative effort of stonedness between Delicious Vinyl, Over the Edge Books, and Stoned Gamer. To get everyone stoned beyond normal normal human comprehension, our buds at Pot Rocks and Family First Pharming joined us for the opening night of the Over the Edge Books Cannabis Art Show.

 

On December 3rd, sixty-four of the greatest Stoned Gamers that qualified in the 2016 season met in Downtown Los Angeles to determine who would be the 2016 Stoned Gamer GRAND CHAMPION. If you're interested in seeing the entire rundown of the 2016 Stoned Gamer season, check this out. Now, on to the 2016 Stoned Gamer GRAND FINALE produced by MERRY JANE, directed by Cynthia Vance.

Monday, 02 January 2017 20:58

Battle of the Bling: The Grudge Match

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What happens when you get swept 3-0 in the 2016 Stoned Gamer Grand Finale against your heated rival? Well, you throw your own money down on the line for a rematch with the champion, of course. 

Wednesday, 21 December 2016 23:52

Team Caviar Gold at the 2016 Stoned Gamer GRAND FINALE

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The main sponsor for the 2016 Stoned Gamer GRAND FINALE was none other than our very familiar friends over at Caviar Gold.

Wednesday, 21 December 2016 22:37

Team Herbsmith at the 2016 Stoned Gamer GRAND FINALE

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The Stoned Gamer Tournament first heard of The Herbsmith at the twelfth Stoned Gamer Qualifier held in San Diego in which Team Herbsmith's Kincaiderade came in and swept the competition to be awarded champion of that Tournament. 

Wednesday, 21 December 2016 21:37

Team Potrocks at the 2016 Stoned Gamer GRAND FINALE

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Potrocks is essentially high quality herb infused with extract and dusted in kief. If you shake a bottle of Pepsi, throw some Potrocks inside, and then close the top, there will be no catalsymic explosion. You will have wasted an entire batch of Potrocks and now you'll have to explain to all of your friends why you're such a moron.

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